HP X LOTM : Please Call Me Mr. Error Novel

Lockhart stares in disbelief. "When did I ever consent to transferring my fortune to you!?"

Loki's smile widens knowingly. "That's the beautiful part—you never did."

Voldemort examines his restored face with wonder, power surging through his being. His expression shifts to horror. "Where is my nose!?"

"Right here," Loki replies with false innocence. "Return it if you can praise Dumbledore."

Voldemort's eyes blaze with fanaticism. "Lord Voldemort answers to no one—Dumbledore stands as the mightiest wizard alive!!" His Death Eaters exchange bewildered glances as he screams internally: What sorcery binds my tongue? What has he done?

Dumbledore's calm voice cuts through the chaos. "Who are you?"

"Introduce myself? My apologies." Loki adjusts his monocle with theatrical grace. "You may address me as Mr. Error."

Follow Loki's journey through Hogwarts as he navigates countless years, charming and deceiving legendary figures who shaped the Harry Potter universe itself. Witness his cunning schemes unfold across a magical school where no one is safe from his influence—not even the most powerful.