I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp!

Obsessing over one person yields nothing but heartbreak—a true simp's tragedy.

Chasing ten people simultaneously guarantees emptiness—the sea dog's curse.

But what if you could monetize devotion itself? Transform obsession into an empire. That's not just having it all—that's mastering the game.

……

Everyone knows Lu Xing as the devoted simp of Wei Qingyu, the untouchable campus beauty who captivates his every waking moment.

Wei Qingyu believes it completely.

She's unaware that Lu Xing simultaneously showers attention on a cold, enigmatically unhinged professor; a depraved pink-haired senior; an ice-hearted, scheming opera star; a tender-hearted wealthy benefactor; and a combustible, secretly softhearted school bully.

Once his fortune reaches its peak, Lu Xing intends to retire from the simp life and vanish.

The women have other plans. They descend into all-out warfare, each determined to claim him, igniting an inferno of chaos.

……

Fast forward years later.

Lu Xing stands triumphant, surrounded by enchantresses and elite beauties, as the world demands his secrets.

"We're all simps. Why does only you prosper?"

Lu Xing's smile turns knowing.

["Because I came for the money. Everything else was just business."]