The Headline Queen: President Hawthorne is Her Die-Hard Fan! Novel

Paige Sterling left entertainment with a daring public declaration: accumulate fifty billion. The internet erupted in ridicule, convinced she'd lost her mind. Three months of silence followed—until she staged a spectacular return, weaponizing cutting-edge AI technology to dominate headlines and execute a flawless comeback that silenced skeptics.

Detractors remained unconvinced: Impossible. Their nemesis couldn't genuinely possess such talent.

Fortune after fortune piled into her accounts. Scientific breakthroughs multiplied under her name. Then Hawthorne, the business world's youngest titan, shocked everyone by revealing their marriage certificate. Reality crystallized for every doubter: some people simply transcend expectations.

Behind closed doors, the famously austere Mr. Hawthorne revealed his true nature—a devoted husband who'd mastered the art of public affection displays with calculated precision.

One evening, he posted a cryptic update: My wife's been in the laboratory for three hours without showing me affection. Seeking urgent advice.

Internet users: Stop. Your performance is nauseating.