This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill Novel

Shinomiya Aoba finds himself face-to-face with a decrepit elder whose survival defies all logic. When a mischievous dog system casually suggests removing the Gedo Mado Pipe from 'old age Madara'—likening it to pulling an oxygen tube—Aoba realizes he's caught in something far more sinister than expected.

But the real nightmare begins with the system's suicide missions:

[Experience the Eight Inner Gates' ultimate power firsthand! Withstand 'Night Guy's' devastating kick while declaring, 'I refuse to call you the strongest!']

[Perform a Thousand-Year Kill on Otsutsuki Kaguya! Capture the moment for posterity!]

[Combine explosive art with SpongeBob Squarepants! Join Deidara's self-destruction spectacle!]

[Convince Terumi Mei to marry you! Deliver at least a hundred words of genuine congratulations!]

These death-defying tasks keep multiplying, each more absurd than the last. Years later, everyone who witnessed Aoba's journey could only shake their heads in disbelief: "How is this ninja still alive? He doesn't even look that strong!"

Aoba wasn't chosen for his power or his destiny. He was simply a tragic pawn forced into an endless game of survival by a system obsessed with pushing him toward oblivion—and somehow, impossibly, he keeps finding ways to cheat death itself.