DEAR ANSWER BEAR LONG TIME LISTENER FIRST TIME CALLER MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR ALMOST SIX MONTHS AND FINALLY TODAY HE SAID HE WANTED TO GO "ALL THE WAY" AND EVEN THOUGH I'M VERY RELIGIOUS I THOUGHT YOU KNOW I SHOULD PROBABLY PUT OUT OR THE GUY'S GOING TO GO HIRE SOME PROSTITUTES ANYWAY SO WE PICK A NIGHT AND MUCH TO MY SURPRISE I FIND OUT THAT "ALL THE WAY" MEANS HORRIBLE FISTING, ANAL, CREAMPIES, BUKKAKE, AND MUD FUN FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M FILTHY, STICKY, STRETCHED OUT, AND GLAZED LIKE A FAT HAM BUT MY REAL CONCERN IS WHETHER OR creampie NOT I CAN CHANGE HIM AND MOLD HIM TO MY WILL ?
I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD HEART BUT BOY HE SURE LIKES BRINGING ANIMALS INTO THE BEDROOM WHAT SHOULD I DO ? SIGNED, TWATSIE FROM TULSA THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !